Sunday, May 27, 2007

Life


Yeah even when u think all fits, you notice quite a few things dont.
The latest curveball my boss threw during the appraisal, threw me in a spin. Why am I feeling again that I am not supposed to be in this job? And If I am not then,...what? Should I also move out of the city!!.. what to do..!!
shoudl not spend a lot of time in putting the puzzle pieces,
Maybe life is more of living the puzzle than making all the sense, maybe its someone else's job!!

Saturday, May 19, 2007

चल बन जा मुर्गा (cmon now become the hen/cock)

Time 0850 hrs

"Welcome to Bangalore international Airport, outside temperature is 23 degrees Celsius....."

Time 2050 Hrs
"Welcome to mumbai chhatrapati Shivaji terminal, outside temperature is 31 degrees Celcius...."

Ughhh!!

That was the day, and throughout the day, all I noticed was the similarities and dissimilarities between the cities!!

One thing that irked me( and has been irking for a long time ) is BUFFOONS!!
Yes , I see them just about every-where.
from Delhi, to mumbai, to bangalore, to calcutta, Chennai, hyderabad... just about everywhere

These are the class of "DUMB" nitwits who just fail to understand the immidiate ( let alone farway) impact of their actions.

Some examples actions of this Over-Smart Class

- on the road, jump all lanes and clog the exit route. AS in I want to reach first , and (Think) will be able to go ahead, If i blow a loud pressure horn( Or simply silently) and get into( read barge into ) the tiniest possible visible place and block the whole world. ( Biggest contirbutors are Auto-rickshaws, man-pedalled rickshwas., etc). I mean hello cant you see, the road ahead, there is no way!!

- Spitting! ( oh crap!!) This pisses me big time. Please keep it to yourself. Your paan, ur gutkaas, ur what-ever Yukk in in your body!!

- ah and the throw anything everywhere catagory. I dont need it, so throw. I have seen people throw, everything from packaged garbage bags, to just about all the litter possible, thrown everyhwere!!( I walk back by the lake from work everyday and pick on people throwing just about everything so many times, !!!but in vain!!)

WHAT A MESS!!
What to do!!

Ban JA Murga ( बन जा मुर्गा )!!

So on the return flight i was thinking, what is the best way!! The fines that the government impose, as a possible solution are usually of no advantage.
I mean imagine a poor guy and a rich guy doing the same fault, the richer one is at ease and does not feel the hurt paying the fine.

But to bring them at the common level is PUBLIC HUMILIATION!
HAHA! No jokes
you are made to squat and hold your ears ( through) under ur legs and raise you BUM as high as possible ( LOL)!!

any of you been thru this punishment ( in School or ragging??) Its painful and embarrasing!!

thats what all these people should be put to.

In fact Its my desire to start a Photo Blog, capturing poeple in a picture, during the act of buffoon-NESS! Showing proof to public , and being caught in the act.

Pretty soon I will do this!!
and meanwhile if any of you who is reading this has any pic of these PUBLIC -BUFFON-ness act.. please mail the same to me!!

BUfffooooooooooonz!!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Mum's the word!


..HE said
".. Can yo do me a favour..? Thank you mom on behalf of me... for without herI wouldn't have had a nice friend like you..Happy mothers dad to your mom "
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Mother's Day in various languages(wikipedia)
(af): Moedersdag
(al): Dita e Nënës (8 Marsi)
(ar) : يوم الأمّ (Eid Al-Omm)
(hy) : Մայրության օր (Mayrutyan or)
(ber) : tameγra n tyemmat
(bg) : Ден на майката
(bs) : dan majki
(ca) : Dia de la Mare
(ch) : 母亲节 or 母親節 (mǔ qīn jié)
(hr) : Majčin dan
(cz) : Den Matek
(da) : Mors dag
(Dh):މަންމައިންގް ދުވަސް
(nl) : Moederdag
(de) : Muttertag
(el) : Γιορτή της Μητέρας
(et) : Emadepäev
(dar) : روز مادر (Ruz-e Madar)
(fi) : Äitienpäivä
(fo) : Mammudagur
(fr) : (La) Fête des mères
(he) : (he) יום האם (Yom ha-em)
(hi) : (hi) Matru din
(hr) : Majčin dan
(hu) : anyák napja
(ga) : Lá na Mháithair
(is) : Mæðradagur
(id) : Hari Ibu
(ie):lá an mháthair
(it) : (La) Festa della mamma
(ja) : 母の日 (Haha no Hi)
(ka) : ತಾಯಂದಿರ ದಿನ(thayandira dina)
(kor) : 어머님 날 (Uh-muh-neem nal)
(lv) : Mātes diena
(lt) : Motinos diena
(ms) : Hari Ibu
(ma) : Ammamar Dinam
(mt) : Jum l-Omm
(mu): Bonne fête mamie dou!
(mgl) : Eejiin bayar / Eh ursiin udur
(me) : Dan majki / Дан мајки
(no) : Morsdag
(per) : روز مادر (Rouz-e Maadar)
(pl) : Dzień Matki
(pt) : (O) Dia da Mãe - Brazil: Dia das Mães
(ro) : Ziua femeii ("Woman's Day")
(ru) : День Матери
(es) : Día de la Madre
(sk) : Deň matiek
(sl) : Materinski dan
(sv) : Mors dag
(sh) : Liepstacoq Bua
(ta) : Araw ng mga Ina/Nanay
(tam) : Annaiyar Dhinam
(th) : วันแม่ [wɑn mɛː]
(tel) : Amma Dinam
(tr) : Anneler Günü
(ua) : Свято Матері
(vi) : Ngày của Mẹ (officially Ngay quoc te Nu - International Womens Day )
(cy) : Sul y Mamau

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Zoom( and yeah the Blogathon)

The Month simply Zhoomed by!


I had this very short trip to my lovely city beautidul planned for the want of doing a हवन ( Haven) at home for my birthday!. Something that I had been wanting to do for quite a few years!


Our "shastri-jee"( Panditji conducting the havan) gave some intersting insights to life, all packaged with modern day quips..


later आशीर्वाद was " बेटा तुम्हे अछा अच्चा PACKAGE मिले "





LOL


" आजकल के modern बच्चों को जिस से ख़ुशी मिलती है वाही देना चाहियें "





Super cool.


and yeah the record player that needs to come to Mumai from Chandigarh has yet not arrived coz, the audio amp wires could not be repaired yet.. so it has reached Delhi....





Learnt Some Golf( errr.. at least how to hold he CLUB!!) and went to the driving Range !!







Fir kya .. ash over.. Back to the (lovely ) Fish smelling city of Mumbai!!


and the pre-emptive reminder set in my phone beeped..... Paper .. Financial Management!!!


For the first time in my LIFE, I had Flunked an exam...!


It was a strange feeling.


First time experiance..


thot.. maybe its good, i need to better this subject...


but finally day-day before when I was to sit the paper... i was just about in the same हालत as last time!!





BHagwaan Bachaye!!!!





Now I am thru' taking the paper.. GOD ONLY WILL HELP now ( and may be the exam checker!!!)








And in the intering event of the month...


i joined the inetersting Group Blog.
(Between Us friends)







It is an amazingly cozy group of friends!

and finally i have done my intro post

Seems a great place to be ..

lets see how it goes!!





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