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KNOWN Theori

.Murphy's Original Law

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.

Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Second
CorollaryIt is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's ConstantMatter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

The Murphy PhilosophySmile... tomorrow will be worse.

Comments

Aditi said…
Yes tomorrow will be worse. But I think the notion that the ones who do the most damage are the ones that tried to help or change something they thought was broken, is a fascinating idea.
Neways First!!
Anonymous said…
hehe - i think im one of those ingenious fools that make it diff to make anything foolproof..;)

On another note, i always heard and used the expression that everything goes wrong at once, but didnt know Murphy also had something to do with the aphorism
sebia said…
Sheesh heres albert shakespearre..ready to inflict another theoratical torture.......
and i went to dentist..and now im saying.
dont step on moi nerves...they also have..F(EE)ILLINGS:((((..
sebias law...
Whn u have toothache..every thing bound to go wrong:((((
tc
..why o why..gimme 3 good reasons:P
Anonymous said…
arrey mister!! u're also a Wordsmith afficionado??:) i got it as a gift from my 8th std. english teacher:)
insane freak said…
"Everything goes wrong all at once."
nthng i agree wit more rite nw...!
Nabeel said…
hi buddy, thanks for dropping those precious words of yours in my blog. i have just scrambled into your archives .
@ aditi...?? ( Kya ??)
@ SUP: Hey.. tell me what is/ what have u been able to make fool proof

and ya on another note dont make anything PHOOL proof..
( ok.. bad joke...)
@ RIch..
No everythingthat can go wrong will go rong and ya of course at once...
@ Nabeel..
Ya i am sure some of the old ones are very intriguing for everyone.. not to overlook my own self...
@ SEBIA
HAHAHAH
Howz the tootch ache now..
u should read this blog @ nite.. b4 shleep..
u will have intersting dreams...gee
Anonymous said…
cant remember offhand..will tell u if i do..

but im a lil clumsy with gadgets n stuff..!
Anu Sharma said…
Satya vachan 100%!